Jack Skellington wrote:Keira and Orlando are'nt going to be in it, coz they're story has ended.
Thank god. They were bearable and cute in the first film, but slowly devolted to being completely unbearable by the end of the third film.
Jack Skellington wrote:It would be nice to see a new major female character who would be Jack Sparrow's love interest.
Maybe Scarlett Johansson, or any other popular A-list celebrity that Jerry Bruckheimer can afford to hire. (But this is just a biased comment since I really like her !
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HELL YEAH! Hottie McHotHot would be perfect in the POTC-iverse. Forget all the other characters, make it Scarlett & Johnny centric in a
Romancing the Stone kind of way.
Jack Skellington wrote:Perhaps she can first appear during a "lady auction" like the popular scene from the ride which is notably left out from the first 3 movies.
That'd be quite an entrance. She could be the redhead ("We want the redhead!") who ends up getting sold to Barbossa. He takes her to a room in the inn, where she steals his revolver, holds him at gunpoint, and runs away with his bag of gold, treasure map, and bottle of rum...straight into the arms of Captain Jack. The two then decide that they'll search for the treasure from the map together, and he'll protect her from Barbossa (partly to annoy good ole Hector and partly so he can get the girl and the rum). Then it's a madcap chase around the world as Barbossa chases Jack and Hottie, and the two of them are also continually betraying each other in order to get to the treasure first. Somewhere down the line they'll lose Barbossa, and the big finish can be the two of them both reaching the treasure at the same time, both with revolvers pointed at each other, both not willing to back down. And then all that rampant sexual tension between them finally breaks them and they make mad passionate love all over the the place. The end.
They'll probably have to tone that last scene down from XXX to PG-13, though.
Brendan wrote:mooky wrote:
How about Julia Roberts? She even said she wanted to work with Johnny Depp.
Dear God, no.
Ditto.
Julia Roberts can be a good actress when she wants to be, but she's been phoning it in for the past 10 years.
albert